darrenpillowscriss:

yepitsholly:

“Fearless snake killing motherfucker”

personally victimized by shampoo

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charizarcl:

18+ ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NSFW

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diz-que-disse:

The Office

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tvhousehusband:

God bless Kelly Kapoor.

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

I’VE NEVER WORKED A CABINET

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Things I Say While Driving

Me:	What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:	NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:	Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
Me:	I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:	Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:	Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:	/dinosaur screams/

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